What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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