Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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