so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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