My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
