we have pet lesbian snakes
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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