Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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