She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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