Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
