I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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