no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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