ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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