Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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