I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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