i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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