I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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