That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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