Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Randomize
