i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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