Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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