none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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