Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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