i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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