your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
