Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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