It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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