she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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