I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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