You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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