"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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