She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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