Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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