I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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