I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.