Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.