Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he laminated a picture of his dick.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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