She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
soo... how was my night?
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