Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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