Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
how does that bad decision feel?
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