i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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