did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
