Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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