if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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