I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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