fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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