We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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