when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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