hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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