But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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