If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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