Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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