Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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