I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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