there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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