We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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Have fun and good luck.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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