i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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