My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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