I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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