just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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