goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.